All Things Thirsty
Brisbane Thirsty Hash Mismanagement Comittee will hold office for approximately six months
The latest changeover took place at Pho Mint, Chermside West on 4th May 2023
The current committee is or may be:
Grand Master - (Already missing) Why Not?
Not ready to give it a go yet
Apparently, we have a vice GM Twolips
Known for her dual Labias, haberdashery, themed runs and dressing up
On Sex magic lady Bitta Relief
Does most of the paperwork & sends wonderful emails
Trail Bitch Kimasutra
Organises Run Setting. Did a wonderful job last time she did it! Studies Teachings of Desire.
Brew Fairy Tinkerbell
Brings Beers & sometimes gets back in time to serve them. Apparently loveable (Ask Trail Bitch)
Cats Piss Bloke Greasy Box
Brings all other drinks in a depleted KFC bucket
Embezzler Bitta Relief
All Money Matters. The one & only, who didn't make enough dosh last time
Songstress Lady Flower
Sings for her supper and everyone else's (still practising after 1050 runs)
Social Media Goddess Bitta Relief
Is there no end to her talents?
Web Maintainers
Hi Time & Thunderballs
The very normal sensible people
Thirsty is the World's Best Hash
Melody: Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend
A run round the block may be quite fundamental
Thirsty is the world's best Hash.
The runs always grand but with Thirsty
it's gentle on your humble fat,
you can leave on your top hat.
Champagne's cold, the beers good as gold
and we all get our fill in the end.
But bare-faced or shit-faced
our Hash is in great shape
Thirsty is the world's best Hash.
There may come a time
when the Hash loses trail,
Thirsty is the world's best Hash.
That's when the hashmen just keep chasing tail,
they keep in touch,
Piss off! Sometimes you're just too much!
Champagne's cold, the beers good as gold
and we all get our fill in the end.
But bare-faced or shit-faced
our Hash is in great shape,
Thirsty is the world's best
Thirsty is the world's best
Thirsty is the world's best Haaaaaash!