All Things Thirsty

Brisbane Thirsty Hash Mismanagement Comittee will hold office for approximately six months

The latest changeover took place at Pho Mint, Chermside West on 4th May 2023

The current committee is or may be:

Grand Master - (Already missing) Why Not?

Not ready to give it a go yet

Apparently, we have a vice GM  Twolips

Known for her dual Labias, haberdashery, themed runs and dressing up 

On Sex magic lady Bitta Relief

Does most of the paperwork & sends wonderful emails

Trail Bitch Kimasutra

Organises Run Setting. Did a wonderful job last time she did it! Studies Teachings of Desire.

Brew Fairy Tinkerbell

Brings Beers & sometimes gets back in time to serve them. Apparently loveable (Ask Trail Bitch)

Cats Piss Bloke Greasy Box 

Brings all other drinks in a depleted KFC bucket

Embezzler Bitta Relief

All Money Matters. The one & only, who didn't make enough dosh last time

Songstress Lady Flower

Sings for her supper and everyone else's (still practising after 1050 runs)

Social Media Goddess Bitta Relief

Is there no end to her talents?


Web Maintainers

Hi Time & Thunderballs

The very normal sensible people

Thirsty is the World's Best Hash

Melody: Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend

A run round the block may be quite fundamental

Thirsty is the world's best Hash. 

The runs always grand but with Thirsty

it's gentle on your humble fat, 

you can leave on your top hat. 

Champagne's cold, the beers good as gold 

and we all get our fill in the end. 

But bare-faced or shit-faced 

our Hash is in great shape 

Thirsty is the world's best Hash. 

There may come a time 

when the Hash loses trail, 

Thirsty is the world's best Hash. 

That's when the hashmen just keep chasing tail, 

they keep in touch, 

Piss off! Sometimes you're just too much! 

Champagne's cold, the beers good as gold 

and we all get our fill in the end. 

But bare-faced or shit-faced 

our Hash is in great shape, 

Thirsty is the world's best 

Thirsty is the world's best 

Thirsty is the world's best Haaaaaash!